Friday, September 28, 2007

Life Sucks

I am supposed to catch my cab at 7:15.
My office is 25 kilometers away and if I miss the cab
the probability of my reaching the office on time approaches zero.
So I do my damdenest to catch the cab everyday.

But life does throw some exceptions.
There was this say , when my mobile
which was supposed to ring at 6:00,did so at 6:30.
After the 2 customary snoozes I woke up at 6:45.
First shock:There was no tooth paste.
I spent a few minutes squeezing the last drop of paste from the
tube.By this time I had decided not to settle for a face wash.
Alas there was no water in the tank.(All these years, somebody else
was there to ensure there was always paste in the brush n water in the
buckets all mornings.So much for having grown up)
By now you would have got the drift.I don't want to waste time on
unpressed shirts and unwashed trousers and lost ID cards.
After all this agony , I walked to my stop only to find that the
cab had left without me.(If you had not guessed the last sentence.........
Well , what can I say)

I decided enough is enough.
Came back home n slept blissfully.
(Loss of Pay be damned)
Life sucks!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Culture, rather the lack of it

The Chief Minister of TamilNadu , questions the
existence of Lord Ram.Calls Valmiki's Ram a drunkard and
asks for his engineering diploma.
Devotees of Ram decide to give a fitting response and set a bus on fire.
Two people are killed.The CM criticizes the culture of those "Ram devotees".

After this ,a VHP activist , wants the CM dead.DMK party men ransack the BJP party office.The same CM refrains from talking about the culture of the DMK party cadres.
The BJP is terrified to fight back.They don't want to protest a "0-death" violent act probably because they fear if these "harmless"acts are condemned , they will be dead.

The entire chain of events exposes the rotten under belly of tamilnadu politics.

When you are working in Bangalore and a TamilNadu SETC bus is attacked a km away from where you stay , you can't help but remember those stories of violence n attacks on tamilians (these stories typically involve anecdotes about the neighbor being attacked, a two-wheeler that was burnt in a nearby back alley or how 48-72 hours were spent in the office with no food/water)that little-known relatives talked about.When you actually heard those stories ,you must have have thought they belonged to a different era.when you realize that two people are dead from the violence, you can't help but wonder
"When will the old man step aside".

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Not my cup of tea..

My office has numerous vending machines.
The different Vending Machines , between them supply us
Cafe Latte
Espresso
Long Espresso
Cappuccino
Elaichi Tea
Malt Drink
Black Lemon Tea
Badam Milk
Pista Milk and
Hot Chocolate


In addition we also get tea bags of
Tetley Lemon Tea
Tata Tea
Taj Mahal

Over the last few weeks,
I have consumed all of these and some more
in huge quantities primarily to keep my eyes
wide open .The first couple of weeks it felt good.
Then , every damn cup ,irrespective of what it contained
tasted the same.

These days , it feels like crow shit in a bald
leader's statue.

Is something wrong ?

P S: It's time to start searching for
shops that sell exotic flavors of tea.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Tag - 10 things I miss about the 90's

This post is a response to Santosh's strong arm tactics :)

I am not a guy who goes into a retrospective mode all too often.
I had no choice after being "strong-armed" into this post.Once I decided to reflect on the nineties, pangs of nostalgia came pouring in.
The nineties were my formative years.What I am today is a result of that period.For this and many other reasons , the decade is very close to my heart.

I miss the nineties per se. My life was in an upswing then.I had not encountered a major disappointment or a failure .That was the best period of my life.A period I would like to relive.

In absolute random order (I know it sounds like a quiz master announcing the list of finalists.Quizzing was one good that the nineties gave me) i have listed the best of the nineties.

The first thing that comes to my mind is the Academics. Nineties held a lot of promise.If I were to compare my expectations about college education and what I actually realized ..It's a very painful comparison.Without going into the
details let me just say life can be cruel and has been cruel.I enjoyed my classes then.My teachers then were all very committed , dedicated , decently informed and knew how to handle a class.So learning was a joyful experience.

Sometime in the mid to late nineties, I read R K Narayan's Swami and friends.Swami inspired me to move from the front to the backbenches.That's where I have been in all my classes after that.Trust me, the backbenches are the best and in fact the source of many of those high school gossips and rumors.

I had my last history class in the 90's.Many people hate history, primarily because they had the worst imaginable person as their history teacher.A stupid syllabus and an uninspiring teacher make for a dangerous combination.I was blessed with a wonderful teacher who went beyond the obvious, offered a lot of insights and more importantly, thought us all a few valuable lessons.

My math classes are also worth mentioning.I hated my maths teacher and I am sure everyone of my classmates felt the same way.He was not your classic cane-wielding,Blackboard ,chalk loving person.He had an aversion to the chalk and rarely if ever used it.Even while ensuring he did no or very little work, he made sure we were capable of solving all the sums. His theoretical geometry classes were very special.(For a moment ,turn away from the computer monitor and imagine how a person can teach geometry without using a black board.)One fine morning, our maths teacher was playing volley ball and was too tired to climb the stairs to our class.He called us to the lawn.We were supposed to learn tangent chord theorem. The class went thus: "This is a circle ( He drew a circle in the air).He drew a couple of lines touching/cutting through the circle and said the first line is a tangent and the next is a chord."All our eyes were blank .I resumed my sleep after that.My math classes defied all established norms of teaching, but I can proudly say my basic math skills are better than the average engineer.I use this opportunity to take my hats off and salute those teachers.

Throughout the nineties I remained a good student.My classmates looked upto me.It was all fun.The new millenium dawned and life took a turn for the worse.I am not sure if it was due to planetary realignment or bad luck or a lack of effort on my part, after the nineties I never really did well in class.I even gave up the pretense of studying for exams.

I miss my bicycle.In the mid nineties , when I was still in a school that was close to my house,I used to cycle to the school.While returning ,we used to roam around ,make a few pit stops buy a few chocolates , wafers and the all important 50paise/re 1 "pepsi" .As Santosh points out these were very popular then , but are not in vogue in the teenage social circles today.The wafers today are relegated to be used for distribution to visitors during family functions.I have not seen the wafers anywhere else .The wafer is like that 25p Orange color candy wrapped in a translucent cover that was ubiquitous once but today makes an appearance at just about the right time
for the independence day season.During weekends I used to cycle ten kilometres to my friend's place just to meet him n talk (people who have seen me in college , will have a tough time imagining me on a cycle, believe me I was in the Light weight category then)I have lost my enthusiasm for cycling now.

Where are those simple video game consoles now?Those were days when Mario was the best game.People went crazy seeing Mario gain strength after consuming that magic potion.The terminator video game console costed all of 650 bucks.The costliest devices then were a Sega and Nintendo consoles that came at slightly higher price.
The games were low on the graphics quotient but were immensely enjoyable.There was also a hand-held "Bricks" game that was very popular.Now,People have moved
on to "Snake" and playstation .Today if a teenager wants to connect a gaming device to the TV , he has to do it during non-megaserial hours.Most mothers will have a heart attack if they miss their daily dose of serials.We were lucky , we went crazy shooting at those aliens in the pre megaserial days.

It was a time when every kid was into philately and numismatics.Our quest for new, rare stamps were never ending.We tore some from the envelopes, we bought some.We roamed the streets, searched the back alleys for those little things.After I grew up and got an idea of power, politics and economics, I wondered at the unreal world of a philatelist.Stamps of the US, UK and other big countries were considered normal.Stamps of cambodia(Kampuchea),Somalia, Ethiopia were turn-ons.

Those days I used to read magazines like Gokulam,PCM etc.These mags carried a pen friends section.I used to send letters to unknown people in unknown places .Some of them replied.A lot of time was spent penning and mailing these letters.In this era of emails and orkut, I just can't imagine this.

We didnot have so many channels and so many programs.Choice was limited.But within that limited choice we got to see a lot of good stuff.I particularly liked the Mahabharatha and Ramayana telecasts.During the 90's the Mahabharatha was telecast in almost all major indian languages.I am not a spiritual person , but derived immense joy from watching those epics.I learnt something too.

Sports in the 90's were also more fun.We used to spend hours playing cricket.We were in a housing board complex . Not enough space to play a good game of cricket, so lotsa windows were broken.We were chased out of the roadside on numerous occasions.
Even to a viewer sports was more fun.It was fought on an even keel.Sampras didnot have a Federer like run.Australians were beatable.

Internet service was introduced in Madurai in 1999-2000.I would
consider Internet as my nirvana but others would view as the reason for my
downfall.(I will not enter into the gory details here)

When you look back and reflect on the past and find that many of the icons that defined your life once, are no longer considered fashionable, I am short of words to explain that feeling.Probably the best part of the decade was the values it instilled in people.That was the beginning of the IT era.Not many smooth talking,high earning software engineers were around.Most were employees of government agencies.They worked hard or hardly worked , but the money earned was very low.So other aspects of human life was respected.90's was a roller coaster, there were good periods followed by bad periods.So people learnt humility and also learnt live frugally.Things went for a toss at the turn of the century.Most of all , I miss the "upbringing" of the 90's.I think thats the biggest differentiator.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Believe it or Not !

On September 10, 2007, Harrods hired a live Egyptian cobra to protect the shoe counter, guarding a 62,000 pound (120,000 dollar) pair of ruby-sapphire-and diamond-encrusted sandals launched by designer Rene Caovilla.

So much for a pair of sandals!

TAGGED

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it

I am told I was more into bullying than being bullied in
mychildhood.So while I had my share of bruises,scratches and small injuries,
scars were rare.But I do have one that is very prominent.There is
no Sidney Sheldon-esque story hidden in the scare though.It was not a result of a sporting endeavor or any other adventure(Not that I have been involved in many of them).

I was blissfully asleep.At some point during my sleep , I rolled down the cot and fell down.Peaceful kid that I was I didnot cry then or My parents just considered me "Well left ".When I finally found my way to a clinic it was too late.While the injury was not fatal, it did manage to leave a scar.It's managed to stay in my forehead till date.It's been 19+ years.Sigh

2. What does your phone look like?
My first phone looked like a cross between a brick and a soap box.
The next one was relatively better looking.My current one is a lot
better.But due to a manufacturing defect the rear portion has lost
it's decorative coating.
Result : The Moto Krzr looks like Mallika Sherawat in the 7up ad.

3. What is on the walls of your bedroom?
Back home in Madurai , Lance Armstrong and Rahul Dravid fought
for space with Maria sharapova and Dipika Pudukone.Here in
Bangalore , I have to look at the under garments hanging over head(As to whose under... , I leave it to your imagination).


4. What is your current desktop picture?
A Walther PPK


5. Do you believe in gay marriage?
I am an optimist.I don't think anybody can get that desperate.
(Come on guys, Situation is not that bad yet.I will get to make my choice)


6. What do you want more than anything right now?
An opportunity to exercise the choice mentioned in Q 5.

7. What time were you born?
I have a good memory.But this is too much.
I guess it was an unearthly hour, why else would I
sit and do this at this time of the day.

8. Are your parents still together?
People do get to exercise their choice , but that's else where.
So long as I exist , they will need each other to ensure I stay on the "right " path.


9. Last person who made you cry?
Vijay T R in "Veerasamy"

10. What is you favorite perfume/cologne?
I am not much into perfumes. Though I have never smelt/used it
my choice would be the one that Marlyn Monroe is supposed to have worn to her bed.


11. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?
Long Hairs and Expressive eyes will do just fine.
Frankly , my dear ,I don't give a damn

12. What are you listening to?
Too many things actually:
It's raining outside
The ceiling fan is making a lot of noises
and on top of this Iam watching ESPN , hoping they will stop the highlights of that old match featuring Jeff Crowe ,Hadlee among other old men(They look young on TV though).

13. Do you get scared of the dark?
I used to .
But after college ,pretty much nothing scares me.

14. Do you like pain killers?
No thanks. I can grin and bear it.

15. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Why else would I spend a beautiful night trying to revive this blog.

16. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Saravana Bhavan Idli , pudhina Chutney..

17. Who was the last person you made mad ?
Lotsa people in the office.I lost track


18. Is anyone in love with you?
Trust me ,Women in Bangalore take better decisions.

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